Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for useless products. How do I stop all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a legitimate email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your lame advertisements for things I don't even want. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, fucking spam I'm just pissed off.
- This has gone too far.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- You've been warned.
Make This Spam Stop You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm fed up with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Leave me alone
- Just stop it
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your final warning to shape up. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? You better believe it.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Texts
You know you're so smart, sending out your junk to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I don't care for your hoax. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Get Lost With Your Spammy Texts
- I don't care
- Get a real job or go outside already.